Truly spectacular!

The Washington Post reports that history will view George W. Bush's presidency as successful and George himself will be known for ever after as a "winner."

In other news, the Post reports that history now realizes that the Titanic's maiden voyage was a rousing success since everyone didn't die and only one ship sank. And history is also coming to terms with the fact that the Hindenburg was a successful airship. And Custer a brilliant general. And the retards--oops, history informs me I mean "visionaries"--who took the country on an insane murder spree after 9/11-- damn, history tells me I mean "patriots who sow freedom to the far corners of the globe"--are God's gift to mankind. Yes, visionary patriots they are. And so are the newspapers that continue to publish them after that crazay, reality-based history says they have been wrong about everything. Winners, all!