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Monumental douchebag Richard Cohen informs us that he pays no attention to issues when deciding whom to vote for, that for him; it's all about likability and character. And if you are a pettily powerful old guy like Cohen, it's only natural that you would like someone with whom you can talk openly about pussy. Oh man, I'd like to fuck her. That kind of thing. Those are the kinds of characters you can appreciate. Just look at the tits on that bitch. She can bring me my coffee, any day. You know, the kind of guy who likes calling his wife a cunt.

But the big dog bites man story of the day is that Republicans are praying to Allah for a terrorist attack on the United States. The more spectacular the better. Taking out a building helps their chances immensely. If terrorists take out a city, they've the election in the bag. Whoopppeeeee!!!!! Meanwhile Senator Clinton is still hoping that Senator Obama gets caught burning the flag at a mosque during a gay orgy. Or that he is somehow otherwise eliminated.

Meanwhile, a reputable scientist testifies that the world will come to a horrible end if we don't take a few sensible steps to stop the impending catastrophe. The congresspeople smile and applaud warmly.

Longtime global warming skeptic Sen. James Inhofe, R-Okla., citing a recent poll, said in a statement, ''Hansen, (former Vice President) Gore and the media have been trumpeting man-made climate doom since the 1980s. But Americans are not buying it.''

What more can you say? Americans ain't buying it. Better start selling something else, science boy. Tax cuts are the ticket. And war. We got'em. Get'cher tax cuts right'chere. War, we got'cher war, real cheap.